After five months of calculated incompetence, the NBA wisely decided to ditch the comic opera and take on a task for which it has demonstrated unswerving ability in recent years: staging actual basketball games.
Hark! We have a season. It starts today, with five games, but it should be noted that each team will play 66 over the next 126 days.
So from the opening bell, assume that there will be a recurring theme over the next 18 weeks: spasmodic pain, followed by an unending chorus of players cursing the mere mention of Stern the Austere.
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